ur mom alaina

ur mom alaina

ur mom alaina

by anonymous October 3, 2023

your moms parallel

When's someones mom is so flat, that their chest and ass are parallel

Cade: Hey man, your moms parallel
Gino: Ha, thats funny, cause its true

by thebearrug35 October 6, 2016

UR MOM IS SUS

ITS SAYING YOUR MOM SUS

HELLO UR MOM IS SUS LOL.

by THE NON-SUS GUY April 12, 2023

The Daylens Mom 3

Same as before but her son is in on it

oops, i walked in on a the daylens mom 3

by Cheese55 September 19, 2019

Soccer Mom Whippits

Squirting the contents of a whipped cream can into your mouth when you are completely alone in your kitchen; often doesn't end until the can is empty

I was just looking for a light snack, but then I ended up doing soccer mom whippits alone in my kitchen at ten thirty in the morning.

by Klitorissa December 31, 2015

anti mom friend

Suggests every thought which comes to their mind no matter how strange or dangerous

Person1"Why did Ellie say we should make a car out of a firework on a garbage can???"

Person2 "Idk, she is the anti mom friend of the group and has absolutely no regard for safety"

by Oh my it is a baked bean February 3, 2021

Whore soccer mom

Mom who is willing to have fun even thought she needs to pick up her kids from soccer practice and might even give the coach a blowjob at half time

Parents: where is the coach

Coaches assistant thinking in his head: getting sucked of by that whore soccer mom

by Shhddtigx September 19, 2020