Excuse me wtf ?

To be confused about some wierd shit someone did or said

*guy shakes his dick around in public*
person: Excuse me wtf ?
*guy starts pissing*
Person:Excuse me what the actual fuckery?

by Excusemewtf December 14, 2018

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Fudge me tickle

Fudge me tickle is a nicer term in sted of saying Fuck me dead in front of your parents.

(Fudge me tickle) i just droped my pen

by Ninhendo June 21, 2009

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You've probably come across such douchebags while going through various facebook pages. Out of nowhere comes an 'Add me' as if they are forever alone or something. These people don't have a fucking life and wouldn't stop such shit no matter what.

On some page..

Person 1 : That's fucking hilarious man!
Freak : Add me guys.
Person 2 : ^'Add-me freak' detected.

by awesomeasfuck January 6, 2014

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bugger me with a fishfork

A phrase used by the famous General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett, famed tactician and self-declared Military Genius

Soldier: I did suspect Captain Darling to be a spy, sir.
General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett: Well, bugger me with a fishfork! Old Darling a Jerry morse-tapper?

by _Fidel_Castro_ October 16, 2016

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Just Kill Me!

Gimme A Break Or I Can`t Believe It!
I Can`t Believe What`s Happening!

Are You Going To That Family Gathering ?
- Just Kill Me!

by MrNudityyy February 7, 2009

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Let me be clear

A phrase commonly used by men of power such as President of the United States which usually means that no matter what I say it will not be the truth. Mostly used when the truth is too unacceptable and may reveal their corruptive actions and total lack of leadership.

"Let me be clear, the prisoners used in exchange for Bergdahl will never return to the fight against the United States"

by Texas Beezler January 30, 2015

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