Trying to eat something without making too much noise by chewing slower. Usually used to avoid waking someone up or to not break the silence around you.
Lucy: *Asleep with her head resting on John's shoulder*
John: *Picks up a taco from his left and bites into it*
Lucy: *Wakes up* Shhh i'm trying to sleep...
John: *Takes another bite but does it softly and chews slowly to create less noise*
Lucy: You're terrible at Mute Eating.
John: *Picks up a taco from his left and bites into it*
Lucy: *Wakes up* Shhh i'm trying to sleep...
John: *Takes another bite but does it softly and chews slowly to create less noise*
Lucy: You're terrible at Mute Eating.
by BlueNipple November 9, 2013

A Gold Diggin Broad, That’s down to suck her way to wherever she needs to get them other kinda karats. Feel me?
by SinaloaJr June 9, 2021

by Chocolate chip cookie dough November 7, 2023

somebody: i have been eating the flesh of humans.
somebody else: ok.
somebody: *s̶͎̣͗́̀̽̄̈́͘͠t ̩̭̲͇͍̀͌̀͐ͅa ̡̜͖͔̺͍̥̥̬̳͖͚͖̂͒̏͠r ̨̼͔͕̣̱͇͒̊͋͊̄̅̒͛̏̏͐̿͊e ̱͍̥̻̟̰̹̯̥͊̈́̒̾̔̈́̃͑̕̚ş̶̢̯͎͈̖͊́̃̉̏͐̔̃͊̚͘͝*
somebody else: ok.
somebody: *s̶͎̣͗́̀̽̄̈́͘͠t ̩̭̲͇͍̀͌̀͐ͅa ̡̜͖͔̺͍̥̥̬̳͖͚͖̂͒̏͠r ̨̼͔͕̣̱͇͒̊͋͊̄̅̒͛̏̏͐̿͊e ̱͍̥̻̟̰̹̯̥͊̈́̒̾̔̈́̃͑̕̚ş̶̢̯͎͈̖͊́̃̉̏͐̔̃͊̚͘͝*
by YOUAREALONE9999 August 8, 2021

andrew: yo what were you doing last night
brent: pussy eating
andrew: damnnn, lucky! who’s was it?
brent: pierson's, she was wet asffff she was so good bro. bro that pussy slaps frfr
andrew: DAMNNN BRO YOU GOT LUCKY
brent: pussy eating
andrew: damnnn, lucky! who’s was it?
brent: pierson's, she was wet asffff she was so good bro. bro that pussy slaps frfr
andrew: DAMNNN BRO YOU GOT LUCKY
by briersonshipper445 June 8, 2023

by eparchos February 7, 2022

by imnt0real June 19, 2023
