The dirty hipster had cotton candy scented douche juice in his douche flute bellowing clouds of smoke to defend his virginity
by Boleym October 12, 2018
Get the Douche Juicemug. 
dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché
(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché
(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"
by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016
Get the Douche'mug. A person who leeches people of happiness and is very thick. Quite LARGE and talks to himself in his own language. A bit scary..
Douche: GFJKGSGKALG
Person 1: Dude, you are such a douche
Person 2: *shuffles away*
Douche: *follows*
*people leave*
Douche: *pulls out a big mac*
Person 1: Dude, you are such a douche
Person 2: *shuffles away*
Douche: *follows*
*people leave*
Douche: *pulls out a big mac*
by A. Victim September 26, 2009
Get the Douchemug. by Sharky 321 October 15, 2016
Get the Dickle Douchemug. A tow truck operator who thinks he knows everything but is actually an incompetent know it all idiot
by HTJA October 22, 2016
Get the Tow douchemug. by averagegrandma October 10, 2014
Get the Douche Buttermug.