hippie liberal douche bag

A sterotype created to demonize Liberals. This term is mostly used when a unpopular war is occuring.

Don't listen to the fools that call you a hippie liberal douche bag, they clearly don't know what they are saying.

by ????^_^???? October 23, 2006

Giant Douche Bag

Think of your typical Douche Bag and add a tad more douchebaggery.

Did you see that Giant Douche Bag Guido fist pumpin on the way out of the spray on tanning place on Vernon Blvd.

by Lizard Eater December 20, 2008

zombie douche

The overly popular characterization and adaptations of zombies into ones life, whom more than likely than not, is a whiny little emo fuck.

that kid is such a zombie douche!

by power deamon October 9, 2007

GRAPE DOUCHE

A mixture of Island Blue Pucker Schnaaps and Watermelon Pucker Schnaaps

Last night we had a party and we drank quite a few Grape Douches

by Necki January 13, 2007

rugby douche

A rugby-playing, self-centered, whore-dating asshole. One step above longboarding douche and two steps above football douche. Usually enjoy getting belligerent at parties and bragging loudly about their crazy drug trips (that probably didn't happen) in the hallways at school. Generally hated by everyone except themselves.

"dude why is that girl crying in the hall?"

"some rugby douche just dumped her because their dates were using up his weed money"

"what a douche..."

"no bro. What a RUGBY douche."

by Your ex girlfriend October 24, 2011

piano douche

A man that plays the piano and sings really gay songs.

Billy Joel is the biggest piano douche I've ever seen.

by guido#24 July 20, 2009

Dallas Douche

Quintessential under 50 persona residing in D-town. (feigned apologies Detroit and <cough> Denver.) Spot the shallow eyes and boasts about their residence in University Park or Oak Cliff. Recognize the graphic tees/button ups <gasp>, jeans and tasteless designer kicks, i.e. Ed Hardy boys. "It's not L.A., nor NYC, it's Dallas baby." As far as Americans can fall, not bad people, and Texans generally have a leg up . . . but sporting events are not promenades no matter how hard you strut your Douchebaggage, and don't call me bro or attempt to relate to me by casually jangling your leased or lineage luxury vehicle keys.

DD: "Oh, we have one of those in Dallas, it's ok. Where you from?"

Some dude: "I, too, am a Dallas Douche, just taking some much needed time off."

DD: "Yeah, I know what you're talking about . . . but I'm not a douche, and Dallas is where's it's at!"

by Jasques du Gerard December 2, 2009