dead cat

it's your pet cat who died years ago

I ate my dead cat

by help my dead cat $@) June 03, 2021

Dead Cat

Smelly untrimmed vagina hair.

"Man when I dragged that vietnamese hooker home she had a massive dead cat I had to dig through to even find the hole."

by TKMG March 08, 2024

Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.

“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”

by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021

dance till you're dead

You dance till you are dead.

DaNcE DaNce TilL yOu'Re DEaD..

by I have k!ds in my basement December 23, 2021

The day of the dead

The Day of the Dead (Spanish: Día de Muertos) is a Mexican holiday celebrated throughout Mexico, in particular the Central and South regions, and by people of Mexican heritage elsewhere.

Monster made theme drink the day of the dead

by mennäperille December 10, 2019

dead dutchman

A turd that never fully flushed down, and instead was left floating in the bowl like a dead man in the water.

Dude, I left a dead Dutchman in the toilet after eating that bean and cheese burrito earlier.

by 16wshouse December 11, 2015

Dead Chewbacca Defense

Similar to The Chewbacca Defense, wherein a person will completely switch the subject of their argument to something totally unrelated. By hammering this point home the intent is to make the debating partner completely give up. In a Dead Chewbacca Defense, the point that the user switches to will be completely wrong, untrue or contradictory, and he or she will continue to support this point and hammer it in until the opponent has to go with it and submit.
Named for the Chewbacca Defense and the Dead Parrot Defense.

Here, Rob uses the Dead Chewbacca Defense
Doug: Well, I can see your point there but beauty is defined by the individual-
Rob: My shirt is blue!
Doug: No it's not..
Rob: Sky blue!
Doug: Your shirt is white.
Rob: My shirt is blue!
Doug: Screw it.

by Jordrake December 05, 2010