When Brad's got you really good, and there's no longer a way out of a situation. You're in his crosshairs.
Me: "Mom and I went for ice cream last night, and it was delicious, however when I got home I spilled some on my rug"
Brad: "I was with your Mom last night, so we know that wasn't ice cream on the rug."
Me: "Shit. Brad's got me dead to rights."
Brad: "I was with your Mom last night, so we know that wasn't ice cream on the rug."
Me: "Shit. Brad's got me dead to rights."
by mybusinesscardsaysfuckme August 4, 2022
a tiktok trend that went around near halloween last year where someone would make a joke to a person next to them. the person next to them would say “man i’m dead” off screen and be replaced by a skeleton decoration. funniest shit i’ve ever seen
from a tiktok video:
person 1: “hey look. fall, more like ball. (there is a ball next to the decoration)”
person 2 (offscreen): man i’m dead
*skeleton replaces person 2 and falls*
person 1: “hey look. fall, more like ball. (there is a ball next to the decoration)”
person 2 (offscreen): man i’m dead
*skeleton replaces person 2 and falls*
by objectshowzz July 21, 2023
by sicilianpaprika September 23, 2021
by CrotchTwat June 3, 2009
Naturally dead is the term in the royal family in England where a child is catholic or a bastard child or both.
by Luke Sweeney June 3, 2022
when you like die yo, body decomposes and you no longer exists.
you're just a burning memory.
THE END!
you're just a burning memory.
THE END!
🗿: man dead yo, is eroded. fossilized, extinct like the dinos.
🐂: yet I'll remember your gaze that's rooted into my soul.
(*fly me to the moon playing in the background*)
🐂: yet I'll remember your gaze that's rooted into my soul.
(*fly me to the moon playing in the background*)
by comrade susi wolf July 29, 2022
When a friend unexpectedly stops acting like a friend so you resort to stop treating them like a friend
JD: What’s up Alex
Alex: Sigh Hey I guess ( with Attitude)
JD: You ok
Alex: ... (Still with attitude)
Next Day
James: You and Alex good man
JD: I don’t know but this is the fifth time he started treating me like this, this week alone so I’m Going dead on him
James: Damn it’s that bad
JD: Yup
Alex: Sigh Hey I guess ( with Attitude)
JD: You ok
Alex: ... (Still with attitude)
Next Day
James: You and Alex good man
JD: I don’t know but this is the fifth time he started treating me like this, this week alone so I’m Going dead on him
James: Damn it’s that bad
JD: Yup
by BlueJay Slade November 14, 2017