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Collegiate

This is a collegiate class!”
by a collegiate student October 23, 2020
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collegeer

hey you should be a collegeer
by twillywithmilly November 2, 2020
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College

A place where you eat once in two days so at the end of your night you can get drunk off of two beers. You do this, of course, to forget how broke you are / will continue to be.
Hey man, I just got back from college!

Word, you look like a POW from Vietnam
by SwanginDanglinThang November 3, 2020
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college death

Friends who know will let you pass in peace and others who don't understand will try to save you with partying but you must persevere, whatever that means. You're reborn when winter break happens though.
I haven't seen my sister in months. I asked if she wanted to come to my birthday party and she said she had to work on a literature review. I think she has college death.
by slavetoascreen November 3, 2020
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Collective

Just as a group of crows is a murder, a group of sheep is a herd...

A group of assholes is a collective
"Julianne raised 5 boys and yet somehow they ended up just being a collective."

"How can those boys be so mean, mom?"

"It's just what happens when there's a collective sweetie."
by K- November 16, 2020
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College Republican

The guys on college campuses who are responsible for the use and distribution of roofies (or Rohypnol) on college campuses and off-campus parties. Although they're always guilty of whatever horrid act they're accused of, they're rarely if ever held responsible, no matter how much evidence is brought against them (because of their daddies).

They are usually dressed like an 8-year-old participating in an Easter egg hunt at a country club and have some sort of run of the mill white name (i.e. Conner, Hunter, Brock, Cameron). Their favorite rapper is Post Malone because he's while and sponsored by Bud Light. Otherwise, they tend to listen to whatever is on the Top 40, refusing to leave out the N-word in singalongs.
"Who would have the caucacity to hold an all-lives-matter tiki torch rally on campus on MLK day?" "It's probably the college republicans celebrating that their Treasurer, Dakota Winthorp, only got a slap on the wrist after he was found responsible for all the roofies at that 'Fuck your holiday, THIS IS CHRISTMAS' party that had 15+ confirmed cases of date-rape"
by Honey Berry Backwood November 19, 2020
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callie

literally jesus reincarnated
is that god? no it’s callie !!
by swagpog69 November 20, 2020
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