Tony:Reggie stop being a crackershit slong beater.
Reggie:You touch her ass again and I'll beat the shit out of you!
Reggie:You touch her ass again and I'll beat the shit out of you!
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Back Cracking is to have rough sex that disorients the person or gives them extreme pleasure.
To have your back cracked is to have rough sex.
To have your back cracked is to have rough sex.
She had her back cracked last night and won't be able to come to work today. ( She got some bomb dick that fucked her up so good she can't even work today)
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Guy 2: "Dude, Poor Joe."
Guy 3: "What happened to him?"
Guy 2: "He got the Russian Nut Cracker..."
Guy 1: (In a really high voice)"Hi Guys!"
Guy 3: "What happened to him?"
Guy 2: "He got the Russian Nut Cracker..."
Guy 1: (In a really high voice)"Hi Guys!"
by Sangelo December 16, 2009
Get the Russian Nut Cracker mug.To be down with whatever is mentioned. Taken from a mock lunchables commercial "fux with it". I mean when you think about it who would deny ham and cheese between 2 crackers.
Hey man, do you want to go hit on some chicks at the mall.
Yeah bro, that's ham and cheese between 2 crackers.
Yeah bro, that's ham and cheese between 2 crackers.
by Dmanz82 November 2, 2011
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Bill: -hits head on wall
Mandy: dude, wtf did you do that for?
Bill: AW MAN I'VE CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN -shows pointless 'injury' off to friends. GUYS, LOOK I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN
NO. THAT'S JUST A CUT. I COULD CAUSE MORE INJURY TO YOU WITH MY ARSEHOLE.
Mandy: dude, wtf did you do that for?
Bill: AW MAN I'VE CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN -shows pointless 'injury' off to friends. GUYS, LOOK I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN
NO. THAT'S JUST A CUT. I COULD CAUSE MORE INJURY TO YOU WITH MY ARSEHOLE.
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