Bear trap

when a woman in her 30's stops taking birth control, to trap a man into a relationship by having a baby on purpose.

she'd done laid a bear trap

by ella-ness September 20, 2020

Fightin' The Bear

Someone who spends way too much time on the toilet, usually 45 minutes or more.

A person who takes too long to shit

"Hey, anybody seen Reid?"

"Oh yeah he's in the bathroom, been in there about an hour"

"Damn, he must be in there fightin' the bear"

by Whompusburger69 October 11, 2025

Polar Bear Head

Cold hands, lots of teeth.

"I think Freds a virgin. Last night he gave me Polar Bear Head."

by Childofthelight March 1, 2014

Sugar Bear

A Sugar Bear is a psychiatric break of reality typically found in early childhood life stages, but can express itself later in life in the form of a magical stuffed bear. Much like a hallucination, others won’t see or feel this Sugar Bear, but YOU CAN.

A perpetual sex god.

“I met this guy at the bar last night, he was such a sugar bear!”

Mom- “honey, you’ve barely touched your minced liver. Is everything alright?”

Son- “I’m fine now that my Sugar Bear filled me up. Thanks to Sugar Bear, I’m never hungry because he always fills me up.”

by Papa al Gaib May 4, 2024

Crystal and The Bear

A morning show duo from The Lake of the Ozarks. Who think they are funnier than they are....still pretty funny though!

Hey did you Hear what Crystal and The Bear said on 107-9 The Coyote today?

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Big Bear

A place where basic socal bitches go to post instagram pictures of "the snow", also a place that ridiculously crowded because its the only decent ski area in socal.

Im going to the snow (big bear) with the girls tomorrow!

by Reds TV April 7, 2021

Bear

Often preferred over men.

"I would choose the bear over the man"

by holyshititsthursday July 3, 2024