The action in which you give your boyfriend a blow job. Have him cum in your mouth and pretend that you have swallowed it. Then go up to his face and act like you are going to kiss him. Instead of kissing him, blow the cum into his eyes. This will make his hands fly up to his eyes making him look like a crying baby.
by kay becky August 16, 2007
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Get the Baby Shower mug.Occurs when the caulk a guy deposits in his girlfriend's ass drips so ever slightly into her pussy and impregnates her.
My buddy is the proud papa of an ass baby. I told him too much caulk is not good. I told him if he over caulked his girlfriend to clean up or have an Ass Licker on standby.
by slicksal October 24, 2006
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Get the baby bitch mug.The infant born that was concieved during anal intercourse. This occurs when a male ejaculates inside of a woman's anus, then she omits gas and the sperm is then forced out of and carried to her vagina. Once inside, she becomes inpregnated.
by mamabearwhiskey April 17, 2009
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I tried some baby pants on yesterday and it caused blood to squirt out of my femoral artery!
I lost my testicles in a baby pants accident.
I tried some baby pants on yesterday and it caused blood to squirt out of my femoral artery!
I lost my testicles in a baby pants accident.
by Jerry the Gerbilizer February 11, 2005
Get the baby pants mug.(n) an aborted embryo.
This term is used when referring to an aborted embryo while putting a new sexual prospect in check prior to doing the act. It is meant to discourage them from claiming that you got them pregnant, thus preventing unnecessary abortions.
It goes like this...You take a small clear glass vial with a dropper lid. Fill it with water and put a bloody booger in it. Now, you put this on a shelf somewhere in your room. Now, when you bring a chick home to have sex with, you know she's going to be nosy and ask what it is. You gladly take the opportunity to explain that it is the fetus embryo of one of your last relationships. That you requested it back after having to get an abortion. Then you tell this new girl that unless she wants to force you to have to put another jar on your shelf, she won't get pregnant, or atleast won't come to you for 1/2 the money to get an abortion. You tell her that you'd rather not put another one on your shelf, cause its starting to make you sad. Plus let her consider that if it does come to that, her little scrap of an offspring will be watching you screw a whole bunch of other chicks...and you know she doesn't want that.
This term is used when referring to an aborted embryo while putting a new sexual prospect in check prior to doing the act. It is meant to discourage them from claiming that you got them pregnant, thus preventing unnecessary abortions.
It goes like this...You take a small clear glass vial with a dropper lid. Fill it with water and put a bloody booger in it. Now, you put this on a shelf somewhere in your room. Now, when you bring a chick home to have sex with, you know she's going to be nosy and ask what it is. You gladly take the opportunity to explain that it is the fetus embryo of one of your last relationships. That you requested it back after having to get an abortion. Then you tell this new girl that unless she wants to force you to have to put another jar on your shelf, she won't get pregnant, or atleast won't come to you for 1/2 the money to get an abortion. You tell her that you'd rather not put another one on your shelf, cause its starting to make you sad. Plus let her consider that if it does come to that, her little scrap of an offspring will be watching you screw a whole bunch of other chicks...and you know she doesn't want that.
Sally started talkin all crazy the other night when we were about to have sex, so I had to show her the jar baby.
Damn, $250 spent...and all I have to show for it is another jar baby.
Damn, $250 spent...and all I have to show for it is another jar baby.
by VegasChris September 20, 2005
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