Premeditated Dick Sucking

Premeditated dick sucking is the act of planning out how, when, and where to suck someone’s dick.

“Bro you have to do Premeditated Dick Sucking so everything goes smoothly”

by iluvcowboys420 March 4, 2019

Suck-Fucker

A person that would save a shot, within the last 5 seconds of a match of rocket league, and cause you to cry out so loud, your mother-in-law would scold you at 2am.

That motherfucking suck-fucker just saved my shot!

by Ricky Strike March 7, 2019

Super Suck Cannon

A weapon used by King K. Rool in Super Smash Bros. It can shoot out cannon balls and then suck, using the suck at a ledge can lead to a stale. You can also use the cannon to perform Suck and Cuck.

Oh crap, he is using his Super Suck Cannon.

by Yoinky Bruh March 12, 2019

Suck job

When someone orally penetrates your penis.

Maria, did you do a suck job last night?

by mynamesuckslol March 17, 2019

Suck

The forbidden word in my 6th grade classroom

"I suck at math" "You saud the forbidden word!!" "AHHHHH!!!" :(

by FeonixPheonix December 16, 2018

arctic suck

Having a sixty year old grandmother suck your dick in the middle of the glades at a ski resort.

Hey granny, come give me that good arctic suck on Ralph’s Run.

by Floppy to nut January 4, 2019

Suck and duck

When you give a blow job for a favor of your choosing and you ignore them until You need another favor.

I needed $100 for my electric bill. It was just a quick suck and duck.

by JoLyn Thompson January 6, 2019