Type 1 Diabetes

When your immune system chooses to be a bitch and murders your insulin cells causing this fuckass thing.

"Why do you have that thing on your arm?"
"I got Type 1 Diabetes."

by toastERER February 2, 2025

2-1

Dumbasses who bet on Female Sporting Games, helps if they’re Blond haired and Blue eyed. They will be berated and enraged by your every move to be called this name. They are natural slackers so they deserve the upmost torment by the Two-To-One Cult.

‘HEY LOOK! WE GOT A 2-1 OVER HERE!!!’

by LoveCraft257 April 29, 2022

#1 Stalker

A parent who watches over their child a bit too much.

Hazel: Shit man, my parents are watching me on cameras.
Celi: Oh shit
Hazel: She really do be a #1 Stalker…

by avagina41205 January 23, 2023

1+1=3

mom+dad=baby

1+1=3 so yes

by LOCALMEMER March 22, 2023

Speedster dinosaur dark souls 1 dark souls 2 dark souls 3 honor

The highest and strongest level of a promise that can possibly be promised. By uttering this phrase, one makes a promise that cannot and will not be broken no matter what.

“Speedster dinosaur dark souls 1 dark souls 2 dark souls 3 honor, I will not forget to pick you up later.”

by Robbie Whitefish June 5, 2023

November 1

National vodka day
The day when you and your friends get vodka and drink together 'till you both get drunk

(Ps.Your friend have to pay if they are Russian)

Person 1: You have to pay drink today
Person 2: Okay,which?
Person 1: vodka
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its November 1, National Vodka day!

by Destroness2019 October 31, 2019

ssg-1

an airsoft gun typically used by speedsofters with polarstars

the guy with the ssg-1 is ass

by BadNameMan April 10, 2023