Bipat's Law is that anything said by the poster should be taken as absolute truth, even in the face of evidence proving otherwise.
Bipat: X happened.
A.N.Other: Provides evidence X did not happen.
Bipat: It did. I have personal knowledge.
Bipat's Law is that personal knowledge overrules evidence.
A.N.Other: Provides evidence X did not happen.
Bipat: It did. I have personal knowledge.
Bipat's Law is that personal knowledge overrules evidence.
by doilookfriendlytoyou July 20, 2021
Get the Bipat's Lawmug. The phenology that 2% of a data set can mimic the formalism and specificity of the entire data set.
The postulation that 2% of the data is equal to the counterpart 98%.
The rule of 2.
The postulation that 2% of the data is equal to the counterpart 98%.
The rule of 2.
The law of small numbers argues that 2% of a population can tip an entire election although formalistic mathematics cannot delineate which 2% of the population that is.
by tomorrowtomorrow December 8, 2018
Get the law of small numbersmug. My half-pibling-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the half-pibling-in-lawmug. Newton's 5th Law states that Benjamin Hamel is always right. He has never and will never be incorrect on any matter.
by Sin&Win March 21, 2022
Get the Newton's 5th Lawmug. Similar to Godwin's Law, Iznop's Law is "As an online investment argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will equate bad performance or just a general dislike of the investment to a Ponzi scheme. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Iznop's Law has effectively forfeited the argument."
"I love Bitcoin so I bought a lot of it."
"Wow you are stupid! I lost a lot of money so you shouldn't fall for this Ponzi scheme."
"Since you invoked Iznop's law, you have lost the argument."
"Wow you are stupid! I lost a lot of money so you shouldn't fall for this Ponzi scheme."
"Since you invoked Iznop's law, you have lost the argument."
by humtake October 14, 2025
Get the Iznop's Lawmug. A better way of saying "it's the law" but removing the "it" because it's unnecessary. Also an alternate form of stating the facts without having to explain yourself. "It is what it is, stop trying to find a reason" kind of vibe
*Ally is rocking her new channel bag for a day at work at the morgue (cause she is a doctor) and one of her classmates approaches her about her bag*
person: "your bag shouldn't be in here, its like not the place for that"
Ally: "mm, yes I can, its law. What you cant do is mind my business, and that's law too"
person: "your bag shouldn't be in here, its like not the place for that"
Ally: "mm, yes I can, its law. What you cant do is mind my business, and that's law too"
by GAC.XTRA July 24, 2024
Get the Its Lawmug. The longer a conversation lasts, the higher the chance of Team Fortress 2 being mentioned. The strange thing about this law is that no matter how long the conversation actually lasts, there is a 100% chance that TF2 will come up.
Me - "Hey Thomas. What did you think of that Walking Dead episode last night?"
Them - "Why would I have watched it? You know that I played 69 hours of TF2 last night!"
Me - "Really?! You're providing a textbook example of Thomas' Law!"
Me - "What's wrong with you? You're acting very aggressive today."
Them - "Aggressive? I think you mean Heavy-like!"
Them - "Why would I have watched it? You know that I played 69 hours of TF2 last night!"
Me - "Really?! You're providing a textbook example of Thomas' Law!"
Me - "What's wrong with you? You're acting very aggressive today."
Them - "Aggressive? I think you mean Heavy-like!"
by RobbTheYoungWolf February 17, 2014
Get the Thomas' Lawmug.