sandwiches

Orgasms. An easy way to talk about sex in public.

Jake: Yo, the ladies here are sauce. Ive been makin my own sandwiches for like three days.

Kyle: Naw, this girl Jenny that I met by the pool makes me sandwiches three times a day; breakfast , lunch, and dinner, haaa.

Jake: shiiiiiit.

by k and D sessions June 28, 2005

ham sandwhich

A womens vagina, box, fuck hole, stink tube...whateva you want to call it. Either whole wheat or white bread...the ham stays the same color.

White on both sides pink in the middle.
Dark on both sides pink in the middle.

by J Dank June 9, 2005

sandwish

a bread only sandwich with no filling or bread with a condiment only as filling , as you consume it you wish for meat and cheese .

I spent all my loot and all i could afford was this lousy sandwish wish I could afford a real sandwich .

by the_shootist October 26, 2010

half a sandwhich

When a persons ass is so awkward looking, and miss shaped that it resembles half of a sandwhich or in teenager slang "half a sandy".

(person C walks by)
person A: oh shit look at that ass looks like half a sandwhich.
person b: HALF SANDY
A & B : giggles.
poor person C, they dont even know what it means. lawl. : )

by $$DOLLADOLLAHUSTLAS$$ June 11, 2009

Roast Queef Sandwhich

Roast Queef Sandwhich is when saggy vagina lips enter the hole of the vagina during sex.They are folded inside by the penise of a male. The lips stay inside the females vagina while being heated or "roasted" until the sex is complete. She then runs and sits on the males face and proceeds to queef out the roasted lips into the mans mouth, which makes a roast queef sandwhich.

Chad:Steve bro! look at that slut walking towards us!

Steve: I know man she's got some massive beef curtains showing!

Chad: I bet you would love a roast queef sandwhich from her!

Steve:Huh?No!.....................yes..

by tigerafsopyz69 November 29, 2011

Obama Grilled Cheese Sandwhich

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My heart can't take this damage
If I eat this cheese sandwich

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My arteries won't stand it
I'll feel like shit, won't ham it.

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand it

And it's making it hard to eat
And it's making it hard to eat
And it's making it hard to eat
Mmmmmm...

No, really..
I can't eat this Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich.
Or I'm gonna get a heart attack!
I'm trying to control my cravings and calorie intake,
y-you know what this sh_t does to me.

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My calories won't stand this
My stomach will reject it!

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My cravings, I can't stand it!!
I NEED TO EAT THIS SANDWICH!!

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich

My heart can't take this damage
If I eat this cheese sandwich

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this

Obama Grilled Cheese Sandwhich

by puxffy January 9, 2023

Standwich

Like a normal sandwich, but the bread is placed vertically and what would normally be in the sandwich balanced on the crusts

"can I have a standwich?"

"you mean sandwich"
"no"

by No thats gay March 2, 2021