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Rat Stoppers News

A company that interviews people in Boronia West Primary School who say "shut up" and fight.
Rat Stoppers News is reporting on the ouija board!
by Boronia West PS Boys Toilets August 24, 2022
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Sewer rats

Unlike a solo ratchet the sewer rat tends to be multiple. You never see them just hear them, unless you are what they want to prey on. They stay in the dark and/or like hoodies. They seem to only be a problem for couples. They all have a habit of distracting one to keep you wondering if you really just seen that. While the other is getting promise's of sex and ideas of money and power. When these ugly creatures are around it's not as obvious as you would think so if at any time you think "is my partner really getting a hand job in the same room as me?" The answer is you probably have a sewer rat problem.
Jim: Where is Jack? haven't really seen him around.
John: He's been playing in the gutters and the sewer rats sunk their teeth in.
Jim: poor Jill does she know?
John: she thinks she's going crazy and no one has the heart to tell her it's sewer rats.
Jim: that's fatal! Their relationship will never last now! I call dibs on her!
John: aren't you just a sewer rat in the making.
by puffin tuffnstuff June 7, 2023
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Hard Rat Sausage

A really Narly loking boner. something no one should have to witness.
What is that?
Oh its just my Hard Rat Sausage.
by Hard McDaniels April 11, 2019
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Rat

a way of calling somebody fake.
John was a rat because he snitched
by Savage-Dixon February 25, 2019
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fucking rat

by krepsisarat August 10, 2022
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Bush rat

someone that just annoys you
Joanna: are you nigerian
her boyfriend: I aint no nigerian bush rat
by followme.03g July 9, 2024
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rat man AR

A ratty man who nibbles on peen cheese, he lives in a turtle shell and pooey fingers.
Also likes to sniff his pits in times of need. @Boycey500
Oh no its rat man AR, hes coming to bench my bird
by Luca Macaione January 31, 2022
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