Poop Moment

When you have to vigorously take a shit, but your in math class and the material is too important to leave so you end up leaving a shit stain in your khaki pants. Literally looks like booty sweat or as if you spilled steaming shit flavored coffee near your rectum.

Hey Ryan, we have a test tomorrow and I have to use the bathroom, what a poop moment!

by anonymous November 2, 2021

jamal moment

a Jamal moment is when Jamal (epicgamerjah1) does something worthy of a Jamal moment

dude did you see Jamals Jamal moment? it was amazingly pog champ

by jaball January 20, 2021

Colin moment

When someone does or says something so astronomically stupid, it makes everyone around them question their mental state

Person 1: Did you hear about that guy who put his headset mic so far down his throat that he threw up?
Person 2: Yeah that was some of the most idiotic shit I’ve ever seen.
Person 1: Colin moment!

by PogRider7 April 22, 2022

Jacob barlow moment

Weirdly horny, weirdly hyper masculine , or just weird.

“Jacob barlow moment”

“Fuck you tim”

by Jacob barlow May 25, 2022

Occult Club Moment

An instance where something, usually an item, is presented conveniently just before it is required, as seen in the video game Dark Souls, where the Occult Club is given to the player before the exact type of boss that is weak to it.

Another example; when finding C4 or an RPG right before encountering a heavily armored vehicle in a shooter game.

"Now that's an Occult Club Moment."

by LordIndifferent April 6, 2024

Dave Moment

When someone pulls a Dave East and has horrible spelling and grammar, and is exceptionally (decent) at Minecraft Gun PVP.

You have trouble pronouncing "Bob?" That's such a Dave Moment

by UnLogic_ June 9, 2021

Lamington moment

When you feel so sorry for someone that it makes you feel sick.

Friend 1: My older sister told me that when she was in primary school, she lined up all lunch time by herself to buy a lamington from the bake sale. All the big kids pushed in front of her while she waited patiently with her 20c to buy her lamington. By the time she got to the front of the line all the lamingtons were sold out and lunch was over.

Friend 2: that’s such a lamington moment!

by GregoryGetsTheGirls November 26, 2022