zombie horses 

amazing religion, join. NOW.
zohans watching.
theres a difference between belief and worship.
this is worship.
RESPECT.

person 1: zombie horses are the coooooooolest!
person 2: dude i know.
both end up to live a great life because they joined.

zombie horses by zombiehorse April 9, 2009

Headless Horsemen 

A guy who goes out with a girl and no-matter what, she won't give him head.

Friend 1: Dat nigga's a headless horsemen forreal.

Friend 2: How long him and his girl been goin out?
Friend 1: 2 or 3....days.
Friend 2: And she still aint givin him head?!

Boyfriend: You know everybody at school has been calling me a headless horsemen, right?
Girlfriend: yeah but I mean, we have such a good relationship. Going on 2 years now I think giving in would mess things up for us.
Boyfriend: Damn shawty!!! Nigga jus' tryna buss a nut...

Headless Horsemen by Professor Whomper February 11, 2010

The Armless Horseman 

The act of vigorously fucking the empty sleeve of one's winter coat, often leather. In the act of Armless Horsemaning the person usually ejaculates into the sleeve of said winter coat.

My roommate just did The Armless Horseman into my new leather jacket!

The Armless Horseman by PerkinsHadSexWithFiala December 17, 2010

Horses

Horses cannot be defined within any genus or indeed any phylum or taxonomic rank. This has led scientists to believe that they are either not of this earth (e.g. Aliens) or are man made. Recently the man made theory has been given more credit. In his book "Horses, why do we need them and Where are there beards" Dr Butterfield of Sheffield England stated "Only Cows and Pigs can be said to be related to Horses, and even they are nothing like them whatsoever" he also added "Horses and Pigs taste good, horses taste like shit". Conclusive evidence that they are not required and therefore man made. Although many believe him to be mentally disturbed Dr Butterfield did also come up with this interesting observation "If you take the head of a Donkey the legs of a zebra and the body of a Shetland pony you've basically got a horse". From this observation he also concluded "I think that there are people assembling them out of these component parts and selling them on the black market". Although all of these comments have been shown to be wildly inaccurate, nonsense and down right stupid it is all irrefutably true. No mention of beards was made except in the title of Dr Butterfield’s books. “This is more proof that it’s all true” he pointed out to an angry crowd at the fashionable horse fare shop in savile row in London.

Real Person> "Horses are real"

Dr ButterField> "Nonsense"

Horses by TheGell August 30, 2008

Four Horsemen 

The largest and most dangerous gang in Wytheville,VA, originated from a small group of hoodlums who by coinsidence, went to the same church. Rapidly spreading and dominating street crime, they sweep the night rendering local police clueless. Also known as The 4 Horsemen and the 4 Saken.

Chief: What's this police tape and outline of a murdered possum doing on the street?
Officer: We think it's those "Four Horsemen" boys again...

Four Horsemen by The Plague July 23, 2008

horseface 

An obnoxious female that can telepathically speak with horses. Past times include bitching, slamming doors, and making out with horses.

Horseface is the girlfriend of your roommate that keeps you up all night making horse noises and talking about horses.

horseface by bobbobbob578 May 11, 2011

headless horsemen 

an uncircumcised penis

He was thinking about getting circumcised as he had heard headless horsemen were unsanitary.

headless horsemen by zemotg December 13, 2007