pillow face

a girl who usually has a nice body, but her face is so ugly, the only way you could have sex with her, and keep an erection, would be the doggie style position with her face smashed into the pillow. also see butter face

dayyyyummm that girl has a pillow face.

by julian543 May 2, 2006

Horse Face

Kylie Minogue

Christ, what a horse face on kylie minogue

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Ass face

Amber in my neighborhood. she is ugly as hell. I would still get another hand job from her

Amber is a dirty cum suckin ass face

by NickKar402 September 4, 2003

cat face

A funny face (usually made by a cat) when something smells or seems unpleasant, such as wrinkling the nose.

Yoshi had garlic on his breath, so when he tried to kiss Kaori, she made a cat face.

by Mitsuneko November 21, 2007

face abuse

The act of shoving a tongue or possibly dick into the mouth, thereby causing a form of abuse.

Big Gay Al: Is your bf a good kisser?
Me: No it's more like face abuse...

by homosexual April 20, 2003

Ham Face

1. Girl whose face looks like she really really REALLY wants some ham in any shape or form, preferably liquified to save chewing time.
2. Girl whose face looks like it has been rubbed with a soggy piece of ham.

Danny: Man did you see her face? Looks like she wants a bucket of ham.
Robert: Yeah man if it didn't look like she rubbed a slice of ham on her face already I'd give her some sandwich.
Danny: God, what a ham face.
Robert: For real.
Goodloe: WAKKA WAKKA!

by Lowmein January 18, 2009

scepter face

A girl with a smoking hot body and an ugly face (i.e. Everything looks good scepter face.)

Matt, "That girl has a really hot body, but her face is ugly."

Jeff, "Yeah she's a scepter face."

by dooshkanew August 22, 2009