boner slab

"hey we should go to the Boner Slab and get some meat ;)"

by watermtunes January 02, 2023

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cheeze boner

when you stick your pp in a block of cheeze and it feels so good that you get a boner

Oh fuck this cheeze feels so good It's giving me a cheeze boner!!!

by d1rty...s0cks April 03, 2021

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when a person has an obsessive urge to shop at wal-mart

My internet is terrible, my mom's wal-boner got me stuck with a shit router.

by your brain-boner January 27, 2012

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The section between your junk and the inside of your thigh.

"Hey Mark, I just got back from a day at the gym. How 'bout you come sample this sweaty boner corner?"

by Gymnosperm July 29, 2010

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Verb. To return to a flacid state after ejaculating.

I attended a wake in her pussy, but boner funeraled in her ass.

by Pop Rox25 April 16, 2018

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When you have Balkan rage and then you start getting aroused from the rage flowing through your penis

by Hal Wilkerson May 02, 2025

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NOUN

A person whose political ideology is subordinate to their sexual pathologies

“There’s no point arguing with that guy, he’s a boner socialist”

by ThëMÏlkMãn March 17, 2024

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