God Jesus

Saying God Jesus backwards, sounds like Sausage Dog. suseJ doG.

God Jesus sure sounds like Sausage dog, when you say it backwards.

by liveforgiving May 18, 2021

Jesus Eyes

A person in the 7th grade that likes to stare at burritos like they are jusus

Me: Oh my gosh Ellie Carter is totally Jesuseyeing that burrito

Ellie: Totally!!
Me: We should nickname him jesus eyes!

by Jesuseye's best friend February 04, 2017

ah jesus christ

a think i cant stop saying

ah jesus christ

by person who writes definoitonss December 13, 2020

Lord Jesus

The way, the truth, and the life, and no one goes to the father except through confessing that Jesus is Lord, and believing in your heart that God raised him from the dead.

Lord Jesus will do good to you, Because he is the Lord.

by rimnuthefolf September 07, 2023

jesus torres

Tall Mexican in WA

Jesus Torres is a tall Mexican

by 'mericafuckyeah June 02, 2017

Metal Jesus

The entity talking in certain Iced Earth songs like "Melancholy" (legendary btw.), and creeping into many other supposedly purely "metal" acts.

When Metal Jesus takes over metal you almost might not notice any change in your metal playlist.

by felixh July 02, 2016

jesus is latinx

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😱: jesus is latinx

by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025