VBP&J

When a VBP (vulva-bearing person) has sex on their period.

"My period started today. Wanna make a VBP&J?"

by Jonathan the sheep December 28, 2021

j nut

To jizz in pants, while day dreaming about a jizz worthly female.

Hey bro. I just popped a J nut cuz of this gee.

by Mrals June 4, 2019

J. Cole

THE GOAT

J. Cole is the goat!

by 370HS$V July 14, 2022

Alex J

Pretty decent guy. Can’t handle his spice and can only cook using recipe cards. Basically an ambulance driver. Full of surprises in the bedroom.

“Should I call 999 or an Alex J?”

by Betty1847 November 25, 2021

J. Paul Givey

Da lesser-known "benevolent counterpart" to da infamous penny-pinching oil-baron; unlike his Scroogeian contemporary, he started out super-wealthy and gradually distributed his finances to those in need.

I have only a small emergency-fund and a super-modest income from SSI and Food Stamps, yet the town moochers seem to view me as a regular J. Paul Givey!

by QuacksO July 1, 2020

j

Abbreviation for “just”

I j can’t believe you’d do that!

J venmo the money and I’ll cover dinner.

by the one that’s NOT a hoe June 27, 2020

J Guri

A god.

"Who the fuck is J Guri?"

by JGuri March 19, 2021