Sandwich

a sandwich is a breakfeast, lunch or dinner food that consists of 1 or 2 pieces of bread (corn products will not be recognised as bread) that are not cooked whole, bread can be toasted and or the toppings however they should not be cooked together (grilled cheese, pizza and so on) if the item in question already has branding or recognition as a separete product it will not count as a sandwich (hotdog, hamburger, bagels, taco, burrito, and so on) sweet like products and dessert do not count as a sandwich (ice cream sandwich, cake, cheese cake, cinammon buns) however some items that do not follow sweets rule includes banana bread and milk bread due to the fact they are commonly used to make sandwiches thus are excempt.
items that are covered in breading do not count as a sandwich. (chicken wings, cheese sticks, onion rings, meatballs, chili cheese tops)

Person 1: Hey did you try that new Sandwich place on mainstreet?

Person 2: Yeah it was great!

by Spaghetti Gum August 7, 2021

zipper sandwich

A censorship friendly euphemism for "blow me" or "eat me".

You want to trade me Tampa Bay's kicker for Aaron Rodgers? How about I give you a nice zipper sandwich instead?

by AmadeuS469 July 9, 2018

jersey sandwich

A woman giving Chris Christie a blowjob while having delicious Jersey tomatoes shoved up her ass.

"I sure could go for a Jersey sandwich right now."

by Trenton Badboy October 5, 2016

secret sandwich

A secret sandwich is used for general, thoughtless blabbermouths.

These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.

To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.

The worst method:
❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌

The secret sandwich method:
✔Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret

Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
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by Seraphim Bitches October 15, 2021

Hotdog sandwich

A piece of meat in a roll, folded bread, etc.

You want a hotdog sandwich?

by Idk95 June 29, 2021

baloney sandwich

Another word for Nukem Nukem's are dirty whores who meet up with each other and talk about how thankful they are for ugly people taking the jobs they don't want to do

OMG: Did you just use a Baloney sandwich in public??

Yes: i did.
OMG: Baloney sandwiches have aids go get yourself checked.
fuck.

by cuptothehandz November 18, 2016

burrito sandwich

Is when you slap the ham for an hour and toast your buns until they are gold and brown and make sure that you toss your salad and beat your meat till fully cooked and add all spices and everything nice and finally top it off with sauces to make a creamy SURPISE that is going to be fucking mess to clean up later but should stop munchies after a good time

Hey man I’m hungry man let’s make a burrito sandwich

Hell yeah but the last time didn’t end well

by My name is Dave June 28, 2021