stale sandwich

That time when your drunk and do a hot sandwich , but fall asleep and when you wake up the shit is crusty .

Oh man. I was so shitfaced last night ! Had sex with this girl and she gave me a hot sandwich. But i passed out and by the time i woke up , she was gone and that hot sandwich turned to a stale sandwich .

by joe blob aka. mr lover lover July 19, 2014

Piss sandwich

The act of three or more people standing in a straight line. The two people on the outside piss on the person on the inside.

I told my wife to make me a piss sandwich. We needed another member so she called my dad.

by Toiletclogger07 November 30, 2022

latino sandwich

A Latino sandwich is if two Latinos rub their chests against male genetila and do their best to get their male partner to Cum.

1:Damn I had suvh a great Latino sandwich with those two Latino chix I met at the party!
2:Wow,that sounds epic. A shame im never getting qny of this type of action.
1:Chill mate imma get those two Latinos to give u a sandwich.
2:really?!?
1:Yeah, have fun!

by U know how it is June 29, 2019

smooth as a gravy sandwich

An ultra modern, cool and hip way to say someone is a clutz

Bob drops his coffee on his love interest. Tom says "Smooth as a gravy sandwich Bob"

by The illustrious moustache May 7, 2018

Golden Sandwich

When 2 people pee on someone in the middle.

While Bob was passed out, my friend and I came from both sides peed and we created a golden sandwich

by Roxy red July 3, 2021

sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.

Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'

by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss May 24, 2018

Australian Sandwich

A sexual act in which a person smears vegemite between a woman's vaginal flaps and proceeds to lick it clean while preforming cunnilingus.

"My woman is into some weird stuff?"
"Like what?"
"She wanted me to eat her Australian sandwich!"

by Keons Sacarver September 13, 2020