Straightwards

Standing up perpendiculated to the ground, with the top of your head pointed to the sky.

The woman told him to stand straightwards.

The man combayed and stood straightwards.

by Raled Lamundsen November 18, 2013

Straights

Cigarettes pre-rolled and sold in packets of usually 15-20. The alternative being rollies, tobacco rolled by the user themselves.

Person1: "Dave had the mickey taken out of him when he couldn't roll for his mates, he had only ever smoked straights"

Person2: "smh"

by CURLYHAIREDKNOB August 12, 2015

straightfordable

Something that is both straightforward and affordable

Usually at coffee shops there are far too many options for how you want your over-priced coffee, but in that new one by Gap it's totally straightfordable.

by Wordsmithy September 16, 2015

Straightened

To align, process of alignment

His tie was not in conformity with his outfit, so I straightened it for a better fit.

by Snowball January 7, 2017

Straightus Linus

A World of Warships player who is oblivious to torpedoes and sail in a straight line, rather than turning when needed.

I just torped a Straightus Linus. What an idiot.

by Admiral_Piett January 29, 2017

straighten the mirror

Go to the bathroom.
Check your face.

Excuse me, I need to go straighten the mirror.

by mrsmom February 10, 2017

Straightish

Someone who acts really gay but is actually straight.

"Are you gay?"
"No, I'm straight... ish"
"Your straightish?"
"Yep"

by Katieblablabla July 13, 2017