reverse friendzone

when your love interest friendzones you and in an effort to spark him/her interest, you pretend to friendzone him/her too by acting less interested or by talking about other girls/gals while actually still being in love with that person because you're unable to move on

Bob: "i've heard women are turned on by men who show no interested in them"
Chris: "yeah, I've heard about that too and tried to reverse friendzone my love interest Alice after she friendzoned me by pretending i wasn't interested but it didn't work"

by selfcuck January 12, 2021

Reverse Atslent

When Tom Cruise is way cooler than Emma Watson, and Emma Watson is a loser.

Madison: Emma Watson is way cooler than Tom Cruise!
Colton: Are you kidding? He’s so reverse atslent!

by Marty85 February 8, 2021

Reverse cheesecake

When you bust a nut on her booty and she tells you to eat it

Girl 1: he even did reverse cheesecake on me
Girl 2: omg he's so naughty

by NotHereAlone February 12, 2021

reverse coronation

an operation, done alive or dead, where one removes the top half of the skull and removes the brain.

yourmom - "yo dude. did you hear what happened to Zakp?"
yourdad - "no."
yourmom - "someone did A reverse coronation"

by GrimCorn February 14, 2021

Reverse hot chocolate

When you're taking a shit when the seat of the toilet is cold so you shit on the toilet seat to make it warm.

guy: dude I had to reverse hot chocolate my toilet last night.

by doomdank February 21, 2021

Reverse Smoker

A reverse smoker is someone who experiences reverse effects from either indica or sativa strains. Indica which normally has a relaxing effect would have an active and energetic effect with a reverse smoker. Sativa would be relaxing for a reverse smoker where normally it would be energetic/awakening.

We all smoked a sativa joint and were energized for a walk, except for the reverse smoker he had to take a nap.

by Dabbin Dragon February 24, 2021

Reverse stranger

Sitting on your own dick until it goes numb, then masturbating to simulate jerking off a complete stranger.

I just love pleasuring another man, but when I can’t find one, I employ the reverse stranger on myself instead.

by DangerStranger February 27, 2021