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Postacrd

A postcard. If a language is specified, however, you want to use less of that language than English.
It originates from the misspelling of the word, which is quite common among those without technical expertise.
Person A: “bro my teacher wants me to write a long-ass French postcard
Person B: “that says “Postacrd”, just write most of it in English and you’ll be fine”
by mrbeanfan100 May 5, 2025
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Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD)

A chronic condition caused by repeated incidents of Slack Shaming, excessive @channel pings, or being publicly corrected in front of your digital peers. Symptoms include fear of typing in any channel, cold sweats before hitting "send," overuse of drafts, and the haunting sound of the Slack notification plink in your nightmares.
Ever since I posted that meme in #finance instead of #fun-stuff, I’ve had Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD). I triple-check every channel now and haven’t used @here in 6 months
by Jellogod May 7, 2025
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Pasty

White as paper; has never tanned
Why are you so pasty?
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Post Consensual

When the sex wasn't initially consensual but afterwards it was Post Consensual
My girlfriend woke me up while playing with me when I was asleep but it was Post Consensual
by Sexy Clint May 18, 2025
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Post-Arnav-Glow

The unmistakable radiant aura a person (usually male) carries after being thoroughly loved: mind, body, and soul, by a guy named Arnav.
It involves at least 7 mind-blowing orgasms, emotional transcendence, and a kind of afterglow that makes you walk like a goddess, giggle mid-texts, and say things like “I saw god... and he spells his name A-R-N-A-V." (And you don't even believe in God)
The Post-Arnav Glow has you walking out like you’ve been blessed, baptized, and reborn

Symptoms include:

1.Hair shinier than a shampoo ad

2 Skin glowing like you’ve just done 10 steps of Korean skincare

3. Inability to stop smiling and staring at him

4.That smug, sexy smile that says, “Yeah, he’s mine

5. Hydrating like your life depends on it (because it does)

Why’s she glowing like she just got back from heaven?”
“Girl, that’s the Post-Arnav Glow. Man’s a religion
Why’s she glowing like she just got back from heaven?”
“Girl, that’s Post-Arnav-Glow—man’s a religion.”
by Bunsbish May 22, 2025
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Post-ritual depression

The depression and sadness/abstinence you feel after being at a ghost concert/ritual

Also know as post-papa depression.
Man, the post-ritual depression is hitting me hard. I have absolutely no motivation to do anything.
by Papa Nihil fan May 25, 2025
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postal dude

the only gingervitis patient we should respect
i appreciate the postal dude for always efficiently and quickly delivering my mail to me through the US Postal Service. The Postal dude is so glorious BEST POSTAL DUDE EVER
by napalmontoast May 25, 2025
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