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Peruvian Hot Pocket

When a Peruvian man named "Robert" defecates into the mouth of a Llama who is actively peeing into the asshole of said man named "Robert".
Tyler, I will not be in the office today due to the Peruvian Hot Pocket that I had last night.
by peruvian lover August 5, 2022
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Pocket Picker

On the surface, the word seems similar to 'pickpocket,' but it has a whole different meaning. A pocket picker, similar to a 'prison princess,' is a person who hangs onto the pocket of stronger, more dominant prisoners, mostly referring to gay people. It can also be used to refer to someone who is so far up someone else's ass that you can see the hair in the back of their throat.
Male 1: Yo, you hear about Male 2? He started picking pockets. People are calling him a pocket picker.
by Harry the prisoner July 6, 2024
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Alabama Hot Pocket

It is when during sex you shit in a Females vagina and you proceed (optional) to fuck it with your dick or fingers.
Naw bro, I can’t go to the party. I will be giving Jessica and Alabama Hot Pocket
by Go fuck yourself, bitch! January 20, 2021
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gooch pocket

The area between the anus and balls to hold small objects.. mainly used by your local fundraisers
My buddy got pulled over so he used his gooch pocket to hide his stuff “
by Fokbuddy October 11, 2023
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Charlotte hot pocket

Just like a Alabama hot pocket, but you have to send a video of the act, to Jonas Wolffechel so that he feels inferior
Darvish: I just did a charlotte hot pocket
Fritz: me too
by Erwien March 18, 2023
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Canadian Polly Pocket

When you give your gamer,warlord boyfriend head under his desk
Person one: " I totally gave my boyfriend a canadian polly pocket last night"
Person two:"what the fuck is that?"
by Canadian Bat 420 July 14, 2023
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Sandy Pockets

A dangerous STD contracted if one sleeps on the beach, as they are sexually assaulted by the sand in their sleep. Symptoms include waking up completely buried in sand, pockets full of immovable sand, and PTSD from going to the beach.
Guy 1: Yo dude, you wanna sleep on the beach tonight?
Guy 2: Nah fam, I don’t want Sandy Pockets
by ONE CHAIN February 7, 2020
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