Whats your digits

Slang for “whats your number”; basically the guys that want to look cool and not look like a simp will say this to avoid asking directly for your number.

“Aye yo, Can I get yo digits”
“Whats your digits”
“Put your digits in my phone”

by Lil Lara September 22, 2023

My Dad What???

The act of a girl that only has half of a normally functioning brain asking to include your dad in the upcoming sexuall events.

Darren: "Dude we could use the motorhome!"
Chase: "Yeah bro."
Lacy: "Your dad could help too."
Chase: "My dad what???"
Chase and Darren: "hahahahahahahaha"
Lacy:"..."

by Chasen420 August 13, 2011

what the dog doin

Yeah rlly

Seriously, what the dog doin

by Yourskoliosexualqueen November 25, 2021

that's what Xi said

That's what Xi Jinping, the Chinese Communist Party leader, said

^ The virus originated in a Wuhan wet market
> Yeah, that's what Xi said

by thurb October 30, 2021

That's what she said

A phrase that turns a lot of things into dick jokes

Man 1: that thing is long
Man 2: That's what she said

by Hamtaro September 20, 2020

What a McGurk Response

When that special someone in your clique asks a dumb question they already know the answer too, yet waits on your response before making themselves look like a complete retard.

Person 1: I don't know who started the Sunday football chat.

Person 2: You Did

Person 1: Oh yeah, me and my dad started Sunday football. (Insert Smiley Face Emoji)

Person 2: Yeah Well Fucking Done!!! (Insert Clapping Hands and Angry Face Emoji)

What a McGurk Response (Face in Hands Emoji)

by Norman Beige December 17, 2015

Shit, what the fuck!?

When you fuck up on something so badly but you’re a bit confused on how it all came down to it.

Is used when you don’t know what the hell is going on or you are confused on how you fucked up really bad in something.

*plays doki doki literature club and all the waifus are dead*

Me:SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK!?

Friend: Dude it’s all going to be alright

Me: HOW DID I FUCK UP!? WHERE DID I GO WRONG!? WHY ARE THINGS JUST TRIPPING BALLS!?

by BobpieChompers July 9, 2018