your mother's vagina.
this is a witty insult one can throw into conversation randomly. usually it involves doing something suggestive to the victim's mother's box.
this is a witty insult one can throw into conversation randomly. usually it involves doing something suggestive to the victim's mother's box.
by Celina P May 24, 2006
Get the your mom's box mug.A woman usually in her mid-30's that has two children. They may have a car big enough to accomodate her kids and their friends and all of the equipt. that goes along with them.
She puts her kids first in lots of sports and activities so that they may NOT spend their time on the internet writing patheitc things about good Mom's. It is essetial that the Soccer MOM encourage their children with positive words all of the time so that they may grow up confident. This will help the children so they do not put down others because of their own insecurities and can grow up happy and have a great life.
Listening to top 40 music IS essential so that they may explain to their children what is bad and what IS good in society and how men view WOMEN as objects. This is to teach their young daughters to find a good man that loves her and not her body and to respect herself.
She sacrifices materialistic things that are unnecessary to pay for her children's activities and good schools (with other kids with parents who do the same) CARE.
She puts her kids first in lots of sports and activities so that they may NOT spend their time on the internet writing patheitc things about good Mom's. It is essetial that the Soccer MOM encourage their children with positive words all of the time so that they may grow up confident. This will help the children so they do not put down others because of their own insecurities and can grow up happy and have a great life.
Listening to top 40 music IS essential so that they may explain to their children what is bad and what IS good in society and how men view WOMEN as objects. This is to teach their young daughters to find a good man that loves her and not her body and to respect herself.
She sacrifices materialistic things that are unnecessary to pay for her children's activities and good schools (with other kids with parents who do the same) CARE.
by Jeanneenp February 3, 2010
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Get the moms chest hair mug.A woman who is married with a husband but takes care of the children and the husband never took care of his kids
by anonymous November 6, 2022
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fob: what's your name?
me: what's YOUR name?
fob: where you go?
me: where YOU go?
fob: where your mom?
me: where YOUR mom?
fob: wh-...
me: {hangs up}
fob: what's your name?
me: what's YOUR name?
fob: where you go?
me: where YOU go?
fob: where your mom?
me: where YOUR mom?
fob: wh-...
me: {hangs up}
by MANwanda April 7, 2005
Get the Where your mom?! mug.An insult used to degrade someone without context or meaning. Just an attempt at ruining someone’s day
by Illtwatyourmom November 10, 2022
Get the twatted your mom mug.A situation where you are expecting something for a long time, and not only do you not recieve it, but you also get no explanation.
(Derived from the infamous scene from Avatar: The Last Airbender where Zuko asks, "Now... where's my mother?" and the fans get NO RESPONSE after waiting 3 SEASONS.)
(Derived from the infamous scene from Avatar: The Last Airbender where Zuko asks, "Now... where's my mother?" and the fans get NO RESPONSE after waiting 3 SEASONS.)
Megan: "...Hey, didn't Mr. Sommers promise us donuts this morning?"
Alan: "Yeah. He probably forgot. Talk about a 'Where's Mom Moment'."
Alan: "Yeah. He probably forgot. Talk about a 'Where's Mom Moment'."
by itssnowing January 26, 2011
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