juicebox

Juicebox is when a guy prematurely ejaculates when aroused by a pretty girl. As with a juicebox...you push the straw in and the juice squirts everywhere when you don't want it to.

Oh man, this kid was sitting with his girlfriend and all of the sudden he juiceboxed all over himself!
or
Man that guy is a total juicebox!

by THS July 3, 2004

Juice nazi

A person who doesn't let others drink any form of juice around them especially jews.

Sheila: Hey weres my gin and juice?
Mike: Sorry the guy at the bar was a juice nazi.

by Bronsonator March 16, 2008

nig juice

A pheromone laced oil designed to attract the opposite sex.

When Tony Testicles is making nig juice, he has to keep the cats away from the poison batter.

by The Zomby Woof December 17, 2011

Jungle Juice

Originating in Plainedge. Urine and feces put into a fire extinguisher to be sprayed at unsuspecting people on Halloween.

Let’s spray AJ with some Jungle Juice!

by Pone-Bone October 31, 2018

Death Juice

When you raid your parent's liquor cabinet as a teenager and pour a shot of everything together in a crusty ass water bottle. It feels like you're dying when you drink it and that's the point. There is no way to drink it without blacking out and possibly ending up dead. Therefore, death juice.

Yo Megan and I had some death juice last night and now we lost the cat and crashed the car.

by Sasha the car December 14, 2018

Juice face

when someone drinks juice and gets it on their face. The juice is not cleaned off so it drys leaving a stain that's the same color as the juice, thus creating juice face.

"Yo, nigga we must missed snack time. All these little faggots already have juice face."

by egor123 March 22, 2009

Jungle Juice

When you drink the cum from the balls of some ancient hunter gatherer in the Kalahari desert and claim it's some kind of alcohol.

'Have you tasted jungle juice? It's great'
'Fuck off buddy I'm not sucking some black dick'

by sontonpontonlontoon March 15, 2017