House-Bastard

Noun
-A millennial male or female that bought a house pre-covid/2019, and loves to inform everyone around them.

Verb
- The act of not leaving the house, when someone ask you to do something, just to gloat about the fact you have a house.

Man 1- Hey bro I will come pick you up? what your address.
Man 2 - Still at my parents place
Man 1 - Ohh you still live at home, I actually just got into the market before 2019 and my house had quad tripled in price in the last 24 hours. sucks to be you.

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Friend 1 - hey man wanna go outside today

Fiends 2 - nahh why I've got a house, why would I ever go outside again.
Friend 1 - Your such a House-Bastard

by JoblessDerrick (House-Bastard) August 16, 2024

house of harlotry

n. Bordello, or, if you are very old, a nice home where an unmarried couple live.

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No daughter of mine is ever going to babysit in a house of harlotry!

by gnostic3 November 30, 2022

House of Flying Niggers

A trap house full of flying tyrones and jamals doing shaolin kungfu shit.

Loosely based on the film House of Flying Daggers.

Person A: God damn look at dat house of flying niggers.

Person B: Yeah they doing that kungfu shit again.

Person C: Someone get me some roach spray cause they flying around like god damn roaches!

by Nancy Perogi February 20, 2025

Bug House

1. A tall, narrow residential building, typically with multiple stories, that appears unusually skinny compared to surrounding homes in a standard suburban or urban neighborhood. Often built on a small lot or designed to maximize vertical space.

“I remember when I used to play in the woods back there, now their just full of unaffordable Bug Houses.

by Bear_burrito24 August 7, 2025

Chowder house

When at least 3 men cum inside all of a woman's holes.

My bros and I gave some slut a chowder house last night, she was begging for it.

by anonymous May 10, 2023

House of Hypocrisy

A term used by Texas Republican Congressman John Carter after Congress censured Joe Wilson for his 2010 "You Lie" comment, but not Charlie Rangel for his tax problems

Nancy Pelosi's Congress is a House of Hypocrisy.

by StoogeWatcher August 21, 2010

House of Fun

Good morning miss
Can I help you son?
Sixteen today
And up for fun
I'm a big boy now
Or so they say
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Box of balloons
With the feather-light touch
Pack of party-poppers
That pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray
Plastic grin
Miss Clay on all corners
Has just walked in

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the House of

N-n-n-no no miss
You misunderstood
Sixteen big boy
Full pint in my manhood
I'm up to date
And the date's today
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

I'm sorry son
But we don't stock
Party gimmicks
In this shop
Try the House of Fun
It's quicker if you run
This is a chemist
Not a jokers' shop!

Party hats
Simple enough clear
Comprehend savvy understand
Do you hear?
A pack of party hats
With the colored tips
Too late!
Gorgon's heard gossip
Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay
Many happy returns from the day

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun

by Death Menace October 22, 2023