Facebook

All the hip dads use when they’re shit at making friends.

Cool Dad 1: I use Facebook!
No.

by stankycockstudios September 7, 2020

Know by Facebook

When you recognize the name of someone in a conversation, but then realize that you only know them through facebook and have never actually met.

Disclaimer: Admitting this could cause you to sound like a creeper.

Person 1: Sorry we couldn't hang out, I was studying with (Insert Name) last night. Do you know him?
Person 2: Hmm, not by face, but I might know by Facebook.
Person 1: So that's a no?
Person 2: Pretty much.

by Rockinroller September 3, 2010

Facebook Chumming

The practice of luring friends (Facebook Sharks), by throwing "chum" into the water. Chum usually consists of political or religious comments... far too tempting for a Shark to ignore. The water in this case would be status updates and walls.

Related to:

Facebook Shark:
A fiercely opionated friend with a voracious appetite for debate. Someone who will pounce on loose comments and opinions and attack without mercy.

When someone knows a Facebook Shark is around... Facebook Chumming would be making a comment like:

"The Church isn't interested in money or power...."

by NeilPeel December 23, 2010

Facebook DJ

A person who constantly posts music videos on facebook for the sole reason of having the feeling of being a real life DJ. They get a sense of pride from all of the "Likes" and comments they receive, which further fuels their delusion of being a DJ.

Dude, look at all these great songs I posted on my page!

Give it a rest, Facebook DJ

by S. Sinani March 30, 2011

Facebook

A shity fucking social media website don't use it if you value your sanity

Darel felt happier after deleting his facebook account

by None of your damn business August 12, 2023

Facebook Whore

Someone who adds people they don't know personally but have heard of. Generally from other high schools. They then proceed to leave photo comments on popular girls pictures saying they are beautiful and like guys statuses and pictures. All of this is so people from other schools will think they're cool.

Nicole added tons of my friends and enemies from my high school and started up convos with them on their pictures. Such a facebook whore.

by Shameonawhigga November 8, 2012

Facebook

The platform where you show-off to your exes, old school batch-mates, work colleagues, and certain family members on how you and your wife went on vacation, while not saying how you took out 3 loans just to pay for the flight.
In rare instances: a platform to meet new friends and socialize with other people.

Amy: Hi Matt, I saw your Facebook post!
Matt: Oh cool.
Amy: (trying to hid her jealousy) Hope you enjoyed your trip.
Matt: (trying not to make a smug smile) Oh it was alright.

by anonymous May 23, 2021