Facebook Mom

a facebook mom is a mom who posts whatever she's doing or did. You'll probably be seeing her posting stupid or "funny" things her kid(s) said.
Describing a person who is ALWAYS ON FACEBOOK.

POV: judith posts about her kids running away with a laughing emoji.

Omg Sarah is such a Facebook Mom

by razziebomm December 11, 2022

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Facebook Foolie

A lame-o that relies on facebook memes and culture as a comedy source.

Yo dude, did you see h3h3's new video on more facebook foolies?

by geouxx July 10, 2018

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Facebook Fellatio

An insincere "Like" or comment of approval in order to please a friend.

A: I posted "congratulations" on Jessica's Facebook about the wedding.
B: Why? You can't stand him!
A: In order to keep the peace I had to perform some Facebook Fellatio on that situation.

by DaisyHawk September 6, 2013

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leave Facebook and face your book

A pun used by boomers, e.g parents or teachers, when they want to encourage a kid to study while trying to be hip and trendy despite Facebook being an irrelevant website today.

Kid: *is playing a mobile game*
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth

by SonicFanon1 June 2, 2023

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The "trail" someone leaves behind as they comment, like, or chat to you about as they scout/stalk your Facebook page. Sometimes, if lucky, you can see the trail navigate through different albums/time periods of your posts and pictures.

John: Hey dude like this pic!
Gary: Thanks man.
5 minutes later- John liked your comment
Gary: Hmmmmm
5 minutes later: John liked your picture
Gary: WTF! Doesn't he know he's leaving a facebook trail?

by Do I look (-.-) like I care? October 8, 2011

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