by Willie June 11, 2021
Get the Dick douche canoemug. by EG67 October 30, 2012
Get the soul douchemug. A mythical three headed beast that exists within a workplace (usually an office) whose sole purpose for being is to verbally abuse and harass their manager, who try as he / she might, can never seem to do enough to stop them from breaking his spirit, day after day after (long and weary) day
On their own, any one of the three parts of a douche nozzle maketh an easily defeatable foe, but when combined (like Voltron), they form a truly unstoppable workplace bully
by Sergeant Boulder August 22, 2011
Get the Douche Nozzlemug. by txdollface April 26, 2016
Get the Douche Canoemug. by RiceBawlZ June 13, 2021
Get the how ya douchingmug. A dual purpose object that can be used to clean an orifice such as the vagina or the anus but also contains a scroll of religious doctrine revealing secrets of sexual ritual from ancient times. Only the Kardashians know the truth
Kim Kardashian took her douche cartouche and used it to practice her religious rituals while cleansing her orifices so she could have more sex to release her next movie
by Louis Ciphre September 16, 2022
Get the Douche cartouchemug. by LeanSay August 10, 2009
Get the Douche Tankermug.