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Douche Cloud

1. (n) - When a person is such a high level douche bag, that everyone in their area is affected by them, they transcend into the douche cloud form, permeating everything in range as a gas or fine mist would.
Haha - Trump is such a douche cloud that when he gives press conferences, you can see McConnell actually frown harder than his default turtle face from the vapors.
by sleepyHollow October 17, 2017
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douche dong

The act of being a douche and a dong at the same time.
Clayton was being a douche dong at the dance.
by Tappenmehard25 March 3, 2017
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Douche Mitten

A guy who loves getting pegged by radical feminists
That stupid fucker works at Target. What a Douche Mitten.
by xanadude313 August 20, 2019
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Douche Canoe

A person or people who are behaving like a feminine hygiene product one would use on a warm night in August. With an air of snooty-ness as they fancy themselves an outdoorsmen using a pretentious personal watercraft.
Todd was being a real douche canoe talking about his ski trip in Tahoe.
by Dadof3girls July 30, 2016
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Douche bumps

Metaphorical description used to describe the negative visceral reaction/response one feels when in the company of a douche/douchebag.
I can't stand that guy. He gives me douche bumps.
by ric scu May 26, 2014
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Douche wagon

Asshole, idiot, jerk. Variation of "douche".
Carl is such a douche wagon, let's ditch him at the concert.
by 1234jennagirl October 17, 2017
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Douche

That guy negotiating his way through the revolving doors is a complete douche... CND
by TheDouchbag January 3, 2022
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