mentor boner

A male with very little self awareness who seeks validation and to establish a sense of importance by attempting to mentor women without their consent.

Mansplaining in action.
The new guy in my team has a raging mentor boner. He's determined to educate me with his unsolicted advice,
by Girl_loves_cats February 29, 2024
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Boner Garage

Euphemism or slang term for a vagina.
Or
In reference to a promiscuous girls naughty bits.
Man, I'm gonna be parking my Johnson in her boner garage tonight.
by kingofkeizer April 08, 2021
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No-Boner

Something you obviously shouldn't fap to / make you horny.
(Similar to no-brainer)
Bro 1:*beating it to dead animals*
Bro 2: Are those fucking dead animals?! That's an obvious no-boner, bro!
by Bytti July 05, 2021
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Art-boner

When your painting and the texture is so incredibly scrumptious that you get a boner

This also applies to other mediums (ex. A very straight line, a juicy marker, watercolor, etc)
Omg look at that textureI think I just got an Art-boner!
by ~unsatisfied_with_my_service~ December 05, 2022
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Boner Vernon

A highschool dude who preys on younger kids both male and female. Often comes across as a f-boy with a severe case of "It's not a phase."
"oh look, a Boner Vernon"

"Hide the fetal children"
by WasabiWizard April 07, 2022
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bacon boner

An erection or sense of arousal caused by the sight, smell, or taste of bacon. Also, an erection or sense of arousal caused by the sound of bacon sizzling, often leading to confusion over the term pansexual.
"It's just a bacon boner, everyone gets them."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."
by JADrI April 26, 2017
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Stomach Boner

When you taste the most scrumptious food that makes your tastebuds explode and it makes your stomach have butterflies
man have you tried this donut it’s giving me a hard stomach boner rn
by adyyodaddy May 28, 2024
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