Ben Lentz

The Chosen One aka Benshiesty aka Him aka The mother fucker with the biggest sack of testicles on the planet who gets all the bitches.

Joe: “Did you hear that Ben Lentz fucked 10 girls at once at the party last night?”

Derek: “That’s a typical night for him.”

by joeshiesty42069 March 20, 2023

Ben Story

A story that is preluded by a lengthy backstory to create the context and ends abruptly with no worthwhile conclusion given the lengthy setup.

These stories are typically told by people named 'Ben'

"So I was at work... but the thing is with the checkouts... the button for rockmelon is under stone fruit... my store manager yelled at my coworker... and that's how I made a joke about rockmelons."
"What a Ben Story."

by flyboy45 June 23, 2023

Ben

A gnome that takes fat children during the night and returns them slimmer in the morning

ah that guy is a right ben

by mlgherobrine64 December 2, 2019

dirty ben

When you finger a man in his butt, and you put the rest on you other friend lips.

it was a good night last night, but he pulled a dirty ben.

by 😤anxiety March 15, 2024

Ben

The young lady from lunch

“yo who’s that guy?” -hoe #1
“that’s not a guy! That’s Ben the young lady from lunch.” - hoe #2

by Small and stupid March 4, 2022

ben lahat

Best fucking human that ever lived

Who is Ben Lahat?
THE Best human

by Megadeth and chill? June 30, 2017

Ben

A wild ape that hides in closets and tickles people wile there asleep, the most studied animal in history the only animal that can reproduce with his own mouth and genitalia

Idiot 1. You here about that ben that escaped from dickle daycare

idiot 2. what

Ben. “slurp slurp

by Gaysexhomo July 5, 2022