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1337 piece of pan cake

A 1337 piece of pan cake what I strive to be.
by Your mom January 14, 2004
mugGet the 1337 piece of pan cakemug.

That Bitch don’t eat cake

An unusual event that could lead to unwanted circumstances
Guy 1: The police came down here asking questions about us.
Guy 2: Let’s get the f outta here. That bitch don’t eat cake.
by Shoehorn5.12 July 12, 2022
mugGet the That Bitch don’t eat cakemug.

Chocolate strawberry pound cake

Referring to the origins of a strawberry pound cake, this one takes from vaginal intercourse while the woman is on her period. Then switches to anal. Thus making it a chocolate strawberry pound cake
Justin was enjoying Sarah's strawberry pound cake,when he suddenly was in the mood for chocolate strawberry pound cake and turned her over to make one.
by YaMami69 December 26, 2021
mugGet the Chocolate strawberry pound cakemug.

Bake a cake in your ass

Making a cake in an ass refers to one man ejaculating inside the anus of another man during the course of anal sex. The semen is seen as the cake batter, and the ass, the oven.
Cameron you’re a real cutie, if you’re free later I’d love to bake a cake in your ass.
by Thedirtybaker February 1, 2023
mugGet the Bake a cake in your assmug.

Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.
Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."
by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020
mugGet the Early Snake gets the Cakemug.

fudge cake in my asshole

When your sad or pissed about something
Man ilyasse gon leave the country this year fudge cake in my asshole
by KBK123 October 14, 2020
mugGet the fudge cake in my assholemug.

cut like kids cake

When you “cut” (aka exit or leave) in a quick, smooth, or easy fashion, like a grocery store birthday cake for a kids birthday party. Often used to refer to a friend with benefits or other not-serious sexual partner leaving soon afterwards instead of staying over or going out together. Referenced in the song “Recognize” by PARTYNEXTDOOR feat. Drake
When I hit you at your condo real late
Check the scene to see if you straight
Then cut like kids cake
by TheDoctorr March 31, 2023
mugGet the cut like kids cakemug.

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