The Jesus Boob Cult is a place where fags share trauma and a love of phoebe Bridgers while drinking Jesus’s period blood and eating his boobs. The JBC is very selective of its members and will only allow the gayest of the fags and the gayest of the straights to participate in its rituals.
Person one: are you in the Jesus Boob Cult????
Person two: yes but I’m not supposed to tell anyone
Person one: WHAT how did you get accepted, I’ve been trying to get in for months!
Person two: yes but I’m not supposed to tell anyone
Person one: WHAT how did you get accepted, I’ve been trying to get in for months!
by JBC is life September 24, 2021
Get the Jesus Boob Cultmug. "You going to church today?" "Nah, I'm going to chirch." "What's that?" "It's where you can go and worship our lord and savior Jesus Chrust." "Go fuck yourself."
by Communistically-Delicious May 3, 2018
Get the jesus chrustmug. by TimmyTastic March 24, 2024
Get the Jesus Christmug. person 1: hey have you heard of Jesus Christ the Nazarene
person 2: why of course he's God in the flesh!
person 2: why of course he's God in the flesh!
by IFuckingHateEve December 4, 2023
Get the Jesus Christ the Nazarenemug. Dinobot from the 1996 cartoon Beast Wars, known for giving his life to save early human ancestors in eighth episode of the second season; “Code of Hero.”
"Tell Raptor Jesus’ tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good, and let him be judged accordingly. The rest is silence."
by thegoddamnsiege January 2, 2021
Get the Raptor Jesusmug. PWLJ is an abbreviation for Pretty Women Love Jesus and can be used when one female believer agrees with another
by vcxa May 12, 2021
Get the Pretty Women Love Jesusmug. by CurlyFri December 1, 2023
Get the Jesusmug.