1337 piece of pan cake

When you re better than everyone and everything else.

A 1337 piece of pan cake what I strive to be.

by Your mom January 14, 2004

That Bitch don’t eat cake

An unusual event that could lead to unwanted circumstances

Guy 1: The police came down here asking questions about us.
Guy 2: Let’s get the f outta here. That bitch don’t eat cake.

by Shoehorn5.12 July 12, 2022

Chocolate strawberry pound cake

Referring to the origins of a strawberry pound cake, this one takes from vaginal intercourse while the woman is on her period. Then switches to anal. Thus making it a chocolate strawberry pound cake

Justin was enjoying Sarah's strawberry pound cake,when he suddenly was in the mood for chocolate strawberry pound cake and turned her over to make one.

by YaMami69 December 26, 2021

Upside down cat cake

A delicious desert one often eats after a good night at the casino

After a good night at the casino Sam came home and enjoyed a celebratory upside down cat cake

by the real king May 21, 2015

Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.

Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."

by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020

Bake a cake in your ass

Making a cake in an ass refers to one man ejaculating inside the anus of another man during the course of anal sex. The semen is seen as the cake batter, and the ass, the oven.

Cameron you’re a real cutie, if you’re free later I’d love to bake a cake in your ass.

by Thedirtybaker February 1, 2023

Wouldn't bake them a cake

When you suspect that two people are a gay couple, but they haven't made it public. Based on the 2018 supreme court decision where a cake artist was legally allowed to refuse service to a gay couple.

I know Fred and John say they're just friends, but I definitely wouldn't bake them a cake.

by yo_ssarian June 12, 2018