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Jizz Bear

Can be used as a verb or noun to describe the action or outcome of depositing a large load of semen in an exceptionally hairy mons pubis after pulling out of a woman.
Verb - "I hooked up with this bird last night - she told me not to cum in her a bit late, so I had no option but to jizz bear. It was so dense cleanup was impossible"

Noun - "Her jizz bear was so mighty that two loads of cum totally disappeared without a trace"
by Scary McClary July 20, 2019
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Little Brown Bear

A cartoon character who originated from France as "Petit Ours Brun"

He's a little shit who whines and bitches at the drop of a hat, calls his mom horrible and refuses to share things with them. He additionally acted like a prick at the dinner table all because he didn't want his soup.
(Little Brown Bear is sat on the floor as his mum takes off his boots after he was playing outside)
Little Brown Bear: (whining) No I don't wanna get changed! I don't wanna take my boots off!
Mommy Brown Bear: Now listen, that is enough!
Little Brown Bear: (points at his mom's face) YoU'Re So HoRrIbLe!1! ReAlLy HoRrIbLe!1!1!
Mommy Brown Bear: No YOU'RE the one who's horrible, now calm down Little Bear, I've got WORK to do!
Little Brown Bear: (stomping his feet) YOU'RE SO MEAN YOU'RE SO MEAN YOU'RE SO MEEEEEEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ArchieTheChameleonFan February 1, 2025
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bear strong

When you're fat but you have a lot of muscle under that fat. You can be fat and strong. That's Bear Strong.
"I can be fat and weak or I can be fat and strong. Fat and strong is Bear Strong."

"That's a big guy over there. He probably could break me in half. He seems like he's wrestle a bear strong.""
by jak_hollow May 15, 2018
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The Good 'Ole Bears

The Good 'Ole Bears is an animatronic band created by Space Leisure Ltd, which was used in the American Adventure theme park from 1987 to 2007, and is now in Gulliver's Kingdom, in Matlock, England
The Band Members
Fiddlin' Fred Bear -Fiddle
Joe -Bass
'Ol Pa Bear- Harmonica
Hank -HonkyTonk
Spitter (Pickin' Billy) -Banjo

These bears have 2 Original Showtapes which were used at American Adventure , and now play Lonesome On'ry and Mean, Gentle On my Mind, and Ace in The Hole.
''i'm Fiddlin' Fred Bear and these are The Good 'Ole Bears!''
by AnimatronicCheez September 8, 2023
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Bear Hunting

by Itshorizon June 16, 2018
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Garbage Bear

Actual Bears in places like Russia that become accustomed to finding their food sources in places which they know the trash created by humans to be a food source.
Garbage bears will always find your food scraps.
by Ifyouaintcav January 17, 2023
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rent bear

Rent bear, the smaller, weaker member of the bear community. Easily corralled, and often sexually abused by the larger more masculine bears.
The term can also be used to depict human detritus, for example, "That Matt Jones, he's a right rent bear." - this example is even more poignant, as the subject in question looks like a shit bear.
by bearfanatic September 9, 2014
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