/noun/ ˈstər-dē ɡal
A towering, no-nonsense Midwestern sandwich built to fuel the kind of woman who can split firewood before breakfast, cheer through a -20°F Packers game in short sleeves, and still have room for seconds.
Construction (built in this exact order, no substitutions, no mercy):
• Thick-cut deli swirl rye, griddled in butter until the marble pattern looks like a blizzard sky
• Heap of house-smoked corned beef, still warm, piled so high it threatens structural failure
• Double cheese layer: nutty Swiss melted first for glue, followed by creamy Havarti that oozes like fresh snow sliding off a tin roof
• Stack of crunchy dill pickles thick enough to make you pucker in three states
• Aggressive schmear of coarse deli mustard that clears sinuses from Minneapolis to Milwaukee
• Served with a cup of rich beef au jus for shameless dipping until the bottom slice surrenders completely
A towering, no-nonsense Midwestern sandwich built to fuel the kind of woman who can split firewood before breakfast, cheer through a -20°F Packers game in short sleeves, and still have room for seconds.
Construction (built in this exact order, no substitutions, no mercy):
• Thick-cut deli swirl rye, griddled in butter until the marble pattern looks like a blizzard sky
• Heap of house-smoked corned beef, still warm, piled so high it threatens structural failure
• Double cheese layer: nutty Swiss melted first for glue, followed by creamy Havarti that oozes like fresh snow sliding off a tin roof
• Stack of crunchy dill pickles thick enough to make you pucker in three states
• Aggressive schmear of coarse deli mustard that clears sinuses from Minneapolis to Milwaukee
• Served with a cup of rich beef au jus for shameless dipping until the bottom slice surrenders completely
Origin myth: The Sturdy-Gal Sandwich was created in the iron-range kitchens and church basements of Minnesota and Wisconsin by women who consider “hotdish” a food group and “uff-ta” a complete nutritional philosophy. The prototype was slapped together the night a group of sturdily built women decided a regular Reuben was “cute” but not enough to get them through a double shift at the plant followed by snow-blowing the neighbor’s driveway.
One bite explains why these women don’t just endure winter—they bully it into submission, then send it home with Tupperware.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable urges to buy a pickup truck, adopt a rescue lab, and say “ope” when bumping into strangers. Consume at your own risk; fragility not covered under warranty.
One bite explains why these women don’t just endure winter—they bully it into submission, then send it home with Tupperware.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable urges to buy a pickup truck, adopt a rescue lab, and say “ope” when bumping into strangers. Consume at your own risk; fragility not covered under warranty.
by Carl_Brutananadilewski November 28, 2025
Get the The Sturdy-Gal Sandwich mug.To make a Milwaukee Sandwich you need to first take some poop flatten it out into a patty. Then cook it until medium well (or whatever the preference of the recipient is) and then serve as if it is a hamburger patty in between two buns. Which the recipient must then consume.
by McNutmeister McGee November 28, 2025
Get the Milwaukee Sandwich mug.When you make bread/dough, but instead of using oil you use your semen, you bake two slices of it and emit as much bodily fluids/solids on one slice as you can, and put the other piece of bread over it, which is then shared between you and your significant other.
Ken: "Bro, my girl is so fun, we just made a Papua New Guinean Sandwich together"
Chris: "Damn bro, did you guys eat it?"
Ken: "Nah I just fed it to the dog."
Chris: "Damn bro, did you guys eat it?"
Ken: "Nah I just fed it to the dog."
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Get the Papua New Guinean Sandwich mug.Pocketbook Sandwich (noun)
A simple sandwich made from a single slice of bread folded in half, usually prepared quickly when minimal ingredients are available. A Pocketbook Sandwich is often made for convenience, portion control, or during times when food options are limited. It can contain spreads peanut butter or fillings.
See also:
Foldover Sandwich, Single-Slice Sandwich
A simple sandwich made from a single slice of bread folded in half, usually prepared quickly when minimal ingredients are available. A Pocketbook Sandwich is often made for convenience, portion control, or during times when food options are limited. It can contain spreads peanut butter or fillings.
See also:
Foldover Sandwich, Single-Slice Sandwich
Examples:
“I didn’t have much in the kitchen, so I made a Pocketbook Sandwich for lunch.”
“When I was younger, a Pocketbook Sandwich was something we threw together before heading out the door.”
“I didn’t have much in the kitchen, so I made a Pocketbook Sandwich for lunch.”
“When I was younger, a Pocketbook Sandwich was something we threw together before heading out the door.”
by Yanks Team December 6, 2025
Get the Pocketbook Sandwich mug.A Christian sandwich is when one fucks a hooker on one day, then the next day they meet a Christian for a nice civilised dinner (like Christmas dinner) and the following day, the fucks another hooker. This is called a Christain sandwich.
dude 1: Happy Christmas bro.
dude 2: Yeah, it will be when i complete my Christian Sandwich.
dude 1: Nice going bruv.
dude 2: Yeah, it will be when i complete my Christian Sandwich.
dude 1: Nice going bruv.
by a_fool December 26, 2025
Get the Christian Sandwich mug.by Stangela February 12, 2024
Get the Kinder Sandwich mug.A threesome instigated by a woman of colour who is then spread and bread between two white males. Or A black woman who identifies as the vegemite in her sexual sandwhich
"Yo! You two vanilla arse crackers wanna be the bread to my yeasty black spread? We gonna make a Vegemite sandwich!"
by Angusmypattie February 25, 2024
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