Kiss ur gf day

On April 2 u have to kiss ur gf weather you like it or not

Bf kisses you

Gf what was that for

Bf it’s kiss ur gf day

by anonymous March 18, 2021

kiss my cock

Well, it's when a person tells you they don't really want to talk anymore.

- Hey son uh, remember that gift I have given your best friend Albert ?

son : Yes, that's right a, it was a big blue dog, ain't it father ?

- Yes, that's right. Now about that.

son : No father, kiss my cock, what the hell, you're telling me about Albert about I hate that fucker.

by nothisusernamewasreallybad November 26, 2022

flame kiss

when you help light a cig with an lit cig you both take a hit and the tip of the lit cig lights the end of the other one

crush: do you got a lighter
I: wait i know an better alternative

Crush: ofc

I: its called flame kiss
Crush: wow thats hot

by maltroniq February 28, 2023

kiss or get off the pot

When a person take more time than necessary to do something.

When a person is parking for a long time:

-Hey Brad, are you going to park today or not? Kiss or get off the pot!

by The Rocha April 3, 2018

kiss a blonde day

Kiss a blonde day. Celebrated December 30th. A day to kiss a blonde so make it count!

Barbie: Hey ken what day is it?

Ken: Kiss a blonde day!

Barbie: I meant the number...

by Underground loser December 30, 2023

national kiss day

April 13 is national kiss day

Go kiss him, it’s national kiss day

by National kiss day April 12, 2019

Kissing the TV

When you’re desperate or obsessed with someone or content on tv that you kiss and slobber all over the screen.

Dude you’re so in love with CNN and fake news you should be kissing the tv.

by Trixiedevlin December 16, 2020