Dead dick

Bro promise you’ll clean the kitchen today, I’m dead dick serious I will
by ShelbtheDon January 14, 2023
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I don't give a dead millionaire's last buck if you just died- you need to take a shower!
by L. G. Flavopalliatus February 23, 2025
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fucking dead

when someone dies what did u think.
Person 1: Bro your so bad at basketball
Person 2: no u r
Person1: *fucking dead*
by esckey123 March 16, 2023
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bouncy dead dog

a dead dog that started bouncing after it died
Somebody: Did you hear about Carl's bouncy dead dog?

Somebody else: No, was his dead dog really bouncing?
by Mrs. Doggy August 23, 2022
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