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michael toombs

he is a god and everyone should worship him and his 2000 meter long dick.
michael toombs stole my bike, shoved it up the mail mans ass and then set fire to my dog.
by thegodking666 September 16, 2017
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Michael Travi$

Michael Travi$ is a lifestyle not a name
by Mike travvvv November 22, 2021
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Angel Jose Robles And Todd Aaron Brotze Is Michael Jackson's Disciplesu
Angel Jose Robles And Todd Aaron Brotze Is Michael Jackson's Disciplesu
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
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Michael

Michael. A guy bout his money. He rather get to the money than be friends. Next partner he with gone be bout fucking and money. fuck you good then get money! Lmaooo
Michael. A guy bout his money. He rather get to the money than be friends. Next partner he with gone be bout fucking and money. fuck you good then get money! Lmaooo
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Michael

Michael. The hottest guys in your school. They are usually tall or average height and have schlongs. They are charming and just a second of eye contact with him is enough to make you wet.(boy and girl) He is a down to earth person and will talk to you when you are down and bring you up.Usually athletic and smart but doesnt like school.
Girl: omg is that Michael? he is soo hot. OMG DID HE JUST LOOK AT ME??(wets pants
Man: yoo is that Michael? damn he is fine as hell i wanna give him a huge hug.(wet pants)
by yhert May 18, 2021
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michael boley'd

When an unsuspecting observer gets hit in the face with a football. Isn't limited to just on the football field, can be referenced as a threat, joke, or descriptive. (Refer to Michael Boley #59 on New York Giants).
"The second you aren't looking, I'm gonna Michael Boley you"

"Did you see that camerman? He got Michael Boley'd"
by bannannaphone December 17, 2011
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Michael

Michael has such a good heart. Even if he hates you more than anything, he will sacrifice himself to save you. He's very loyal and he will always put your happiness before his happiness. He hates to broke hearts, even if this is what he does. He is very kind, hot, popular and smart, and every girl wants him.
Girl: OMG, HE'S SO HOT!

Girl 2: I KNOW, RIGHT? I WANNA KISS HIM!
His Girlfriend: Stay back! He's MINE!
Girl: You are so lucky you have Michael...
by Jade Hale February 26, 2018
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