internet douche

When a normally cool, or at least tolerable person becomes a total douchebag over texts or on the Internet, and denies it.

"Jesus, did you see the group chat last night?"
"Yeah, Brittany was being a total Internet douche, that must of been pretty shitty for you."

by ThisIsAnAlias November 26, 2014

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internetboner

A severe feeling of arrousal towards the thought of internet. Often felt as a result of having lost your internet connection for more then 24hrs.

Man it sucks I ran out of internet quota and I'm going to have a massive internetboner til the next month clocks over.

by allstar88 January 1, 2015

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When you make a comment about a celebrity that's generally unfavorable and some random person you don't know claims that you're jealous of said celebrity and claims that you're broke and you're just upset because you don't have their fame or specific networth. Hence, at the same time, the person defending the celebrity is most likely not any wealthier than you and is eager to surf on the celebrity's dick even though they don't know he/she exist.

Person 1: This nigga young thug sounds like he raps with aspergers and gurgles with mud, why do people like this nigga?
Person 2: shut up you broke ass nigga you just mad that you live a sphagetti o's can and young thug got a mountain for a house nigga hahaha stay broke nigga #richgang
Person 1: Ahh another Internet secretary, tell me, what does his dick look like in the morning?

by J brown. January 6, 2015

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Internet Carpooling

when a bunch of cheap kids decide to cheat the system

i was planning to ask my friends we should all pool in like open services of netflix, crunchyroll and hulu. Then we all pitch in for it. xDD CHEAPO STYLE
YOO, that's internet carpooling.

by HHHMMM YES July 26, 2014

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