Bedrock House

A wet dream, in minecraft.

Guy 1: I had a bedrock house incident
Guy 2: you're fucking weirdo

by AnonymousApe September 24, 2025

housing advertisings

Unlike the advertisings for many other products, housing advertisings are infamous for a) announcing impending price increase the next Monday, b) mentioning distance by travelling time (not akcual distance)

Imagine when Adrian mentions distance by travelling time like housing advertisings like in the sentence, 'I don't move out yet because I live at a multigenerational house located only 10 minutes drive from college.'

by Emotional Cruiser October 24, 2025

please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved

wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

by anonymous June 19, 2022

out-house caffeine effect

The phenomenon where coffee drinks ordered whilst eating out, have more caffeine* — to the point that their caffeine content is as kicking as that of Tombocantuxin caffeine pills

*compared to coffee drinks (of same serving size) served at homes

After downing that ice cappucino at the café, I felt the "out-house caffeine effect" kick in—way stronger than my usual brew at home.

by Emotional Cruiser October 17, 2025

Get out of my house

Something ive said with the right to quiet enjoyment and as only leased tenant and why im killing the world.

I said "Get out of my house!"

by Cody5050 May 19, 2023

club house ho

A woman who jumps from a relationship with one man to his friend and then more of his friends.

That Kaycee is a real club house ho, first she wit Frank then she banged Frank's friend Mike & now Mikes friend Ray Ray banging her.

by damainbitch November 17, 2017

Housing Disaster

A term coined by Irish President Michael D Higgins, describing the housing crisis in Ireland created by Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil’s inaction and apathy towards the general public.

Viva Présidente!
Viva Uachtarán na hÉireann!

“It isn’t a crisis anymore, it is a disaster, a housing disaster”

by Nadine Coyle’s passport June 17, 2022