Green Apple Meanies

A bad case of explosive diarrhea often accompanied by severe stomach pains.

I would've totally gone out last night, butI spent the night on the tiolet with a wicked case of the green apple meanies.

by Summerstick October 12, 2011

Fried green tomato

When you finally get in that throat punch he’s been deserving for so long

Wow what happened to you!?
I gave him a fried green tomato, he had it coming

by Coleyrae March 22, 2020

Post Christmas Green

The act of returning shit from the holidays that you will not wear or use because it is ugly, cheap, a regift, ect.

"Wow looks like the christmas cheer got to jamie"

"No i think its just because she doesnt wear new clothes so she gets a lot of post christmas green"

by name that hasnt been used December 28, 2009

Big green dog

To pop awhitey. To smoke to much weed, go pail and then spew your guts up all over.

Oh shit, Clarkys gone big green dog. Go on son, spew, spew, spew!

by Raydome December 15, 2008

The Green Gas Goblin

The green gas goblin, aka Unvoicedzoo is a deformed fatass that sneaks into peoples attics and farts green gas. He tries to get pay back from everyone that said to him he farts green gas and how he doesn’t shower. Watch out for him, his farts can kill anyone in a second. The only way for him to disappear is if you say, thats not funny

Yo the green gas goblin is back!
What?
LOOK BEHIND YOU
What you mean- A

by messithegoatfr June 23, 2023

monkey vomit green

The color of tractors built by the Oliver tractor manufacturing company of Charles City IA in the mid 20th century.

I never understood why they painted their tractors monkey vomit green but it sure is ugly.

by 1066 fan January 28, 2018

gods green clouds

1. some good good weed mutha fucka.
2. a level of stoned that has you sitting on gods clouds.

homie1: dude, im baked. ahhhh.
homie2: maaaan, im on gods green cloudss.

by mjmjmj16 June 5, 2011