friend of Freddie

Homosexual. Taken from gay cliche that was Freddie Mercury.

No point chatting him up love, he's a friend of Freddie

by McPhail April 19, 2005

friend of bob

Another anonymous individual, as one punk band would put it, "drowning in the pools of other lives". Friend of bob is an utter loser, has few friends, is anti-social, is unattractive, is still a virgin, does not have a driving license (or a car), does not have a job, dropped out of college, has a small penis, wears duct taped shoes, and is 19.

I call myself friend of bob because I once knew this guy named bob who told me what the ninja was. I doubt you'll find my definition of it on this site, however...

by friend of bob May 18, 2004

true friend

A nickname for anyone you (or a friend) have titty fucked. You then refer to the individual as "T. F." and if she's like "What does that mean?" be like, "Ah, it means True Friend. You're a True Friend." Then she'll be all like "awww that's sweet," and let you titty fuck her again.

"Man, Angie is a True Friend."
"Are you serious? She's got like EEs! Way to go bro!"

by jPod May 3, 2007

Top Friends

A place on Myspace where you put your favorite people.

I put my best friend as my number one on my Top Friends.

by MellieGrace November 29, 2009

co-friend

a friend who is only your friend at work

At work I do not have any friends, only co-friends and that is because friends at work do not mix.

Or
I only have one co-friend at work and that is Kendhal. We do everything together like take lunches and breaks together, we email each all the time but one thing we never do is hang with each other outside of work, because we are only friends at work.

by UrbanAsh January 15, 2012

friend finder

n. A person who tries to hard to make friends and instead scares people off. Also, an annoying or socially clueless person desperately trying and failing to be liked.

Don''t invite Mary to the party! She's a real friend finder - I spent half the night trying to shake her at the last one.

by Lex Sleuthor July 11, 2009

Pocket Friend

one group of friends that you keep separate from another group for fear of incompatibilty or just lazyness

Peter is my pocket friend.

by Rebekah Browder January 13, 2011