facebook

The act of placing tracking chips on a small child's ankle and in his eye sockets before forcing him to drink ten gallons of a mixture of your saliva, spit, cum, vomit, snot, piss, and sweat, among other bodily fluids; others can be used if necessary. Once you have that down, ram your cock up his ass (and vagina if female) as hard as possible before skullfucking him in his nostrils and ears. After you finish that, gaze at his naked body while throwing condoms at him for half an hour before tearing off one of his limbs, using it as a fleshlight, and making him take a bite out of it. You will then need to knock him unconscious and rape him repeatedly in most of his bodily crevices. Once the act is done, bring him home as if nothing happened, stalk him extensively, and take pictures of his body while he's sleeping. Get some Diet Coke and Mentos and hold it against the stub where his severed limb used to be.

Facebook harvests your personal info so they can perform this sex act.

by Yopmail User November 26, 2023

facebook crazy

When someone is so cought up in other people's drama that they loose track of their own life.

She lost her kids when she went Facebook crazy.

by Bitteroldwife October 16, 2015

FaceBook

A website created by the fascist icon Mark Zuckerberg to detect and archive the target ethnicities of a future genocide.

"Those guys are going on the real FaceBook. They'll be wiped out in years."

by Tweet Tweetler June 10, 2019

Facebook

An ancient form of communication made by a lizard man, used by people over the age of 50 who don't know what it even truly is.

Person 1: Have you heard of Facebook?

Person 2: No.

by EyeSocketEater April 17, 2022

Facebook sick

Where you are calling in to work that day (faking illness) to do something else & you have so many coworkers as facebook friends that you pretend to be "Facebook sick" the night before so it looks good the go MIA from Facebook till you go back to work

Facebook update: " ***** not feeling so good think I might be coming down with something :(

text to friend "don't worry we are still on tomorrow had to be Facebook sick for work tho"

by janielletin October 3, 2014

facebook mom

69 yrs old karen who always posts minions memes on facebook and she also always smokes drugs

facebook mom: GO OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!1 goes back to posting random shit on her facebook lol

by juddily June 30, 2022

FaceBook

A "FaceBook" is a code word for saying someone is a Fake Bitch when having conversations in the presence of the person or in a public setting and you want to remain professional.

Have you heard what Jessica said about her friend Ashley?

Yes, she is a FaceBook!

by Escobar95 March 26, 2022